Monday, February 22, 2010

Weight and watch - let's begin

Ok - it's seriously time to get thin again!!

Current weight - 182lbs
BMI - 24.7 (barely under overweight, but I am)
Goal weight - 165lbs
Agreeable weight - 170lbs

So that means 12lbs to be lost. Going at a very doable pound a week, that'll take 3 months. Which isn't too bad at all!!

Next check - Sunday, February 28th.

Friday, February 19, 2010

Let's try this position

She wasn't tall per se. Her friends described her as being more "leggy". And she certainly was beautiful - with glistening black skin and that rather unique hourglass tatto0 - even if she was morbidly obese. Well, compared to her lover, at least - who was a timid sort of fellow, unfortunately blessed with a massive libido. But she wasn't always in the mood to copulate ... plus she tended to be rather temperamental, making things even more difficult.

Today seemed a good day. He came to her place, and gingerly approached her. She seemed disinterested at first, but eventually let him mount. A few minutes later, the deed done, he was ready to leave ... when she killed him and ate his body.

Two weeks passed, and 200 young Black Widow spiders came into the world.